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y 6 year old daughter gets her allowance in #Bitcoin. Her plan is to retire by 16.

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Market Update: pic.twitter.com/28VgerxrQ5

— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) May 5, 2022

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Bears from 2009-2021: “A crash is coming!”

Bears in 2022: “I told you so!”

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The crypto market in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/kUyXwRkof3

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When the stock you own that crashed 10% yesterday is up 1.7% today pic.twitter.com/oNZsVHQfwe

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BREAKING: Job report beats estimates as the crypto market collapses pic.twitter.com/hydB6ALvfd

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This market doesn’t scare me, I’ve been through much worse pic.twitter.com/Qou49L40Gr

— Wall Street Memes (@wallstmemes) May 10, 2022

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